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Some people think slots games are for "the girls", but Shooter Gordon is a man's man, and this site is a guide to slot machines from an admittedly male perspective. I wanted to get that out of the way right up front, because some of us casino old-timers remember when "real men" didn't play the slots. We were busy at the craps and blackjack tables while the ladies spent our money on the slots as a diversion while we did the "real gambling". Things have changed a lot since those days. Between 75% and 80% of all casino customers spend their money in the slot machines, and male players are just as common as female players. Shooter Gordon's Guide to SlotsI'm Shooter Gordon, and I've been playing slots for decades now. I live in Mississippi, but I've traveled all over the country and played slots everywhere, from the Borgata Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey to Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, Nevada. And I've hit the online slots games too, at casinos like Bodog Casino.com and Rushmore Casino.com. My purpose with this site is to host a guide to slots games that is unequaled on the Internet. Here you'll get my opinionated and honest opinions about slot machines and slots gaming both online and off.
The menu on the right leads to the main sections of the site, with articles about online slots software, progressive slots jackpots, free slots games, and more. Most of those pages lead to dozens of more pages on subtopics. (For example, on the progressive slots page, you'll find links to pages about specific progressive slot games like Major Millions and Shopping Spree online, and traditional land based casino progressives like MegaBucks and Quartermania.) This site is meant to be a complete guide to slots gambling. Play Slots OnlineYou probably couldn't miss the banners on this page where I advertise places to play online slots. Below I've listed some more places where you can play slots online: Casino SlotsI warned you that I'm opinionated, and I've included my opinions on the slots selections at some traditional land based casinos too. Some of those include: Slots ManufacturersMost slot machines in traditional casinos are designed and manufactured by IGT, but several other slot machine manufacturers have made their mark in the business too. I've included comments on some of those here: Free Online SlotsWhen I gamble, I like to gamble for real money, but if you're the type that likes free slots, I've included some information about free slots games in the menu of the site. I have plans to add free slots games you can play right from your browser window here on the site too, so stay tuned for that. Five Truths About Slot MachinesTo close out the homepage of the site, I've decided to include a list of five things I've learned about slots, slot machines, and online slots through the years. This is meant to be a pithy, fun, informational section for the complete novice. Enjoy. 1. The house always has the edge in any slots game. The only exception to this truth that I know of is when a slot machine has a huge progressive jackpot. But even then, you have no way of knowing when the jackpot has gotten large enough to make the game a positive expectation bet. If you're looking for a game where you can get an edge, look to video poker, blackjack, or poker. 2. You can't win money playing free slot machines. On the other hand, you can't lose any money playing free slot machines either. And there's something to be said for that, truly. 3. Slots games are meant to be addictive. Slot machine manufacturers have invested millions into researching ways to make slot machine games more attrractive and addictive. The occasional small wins are random rewards, and the human brain is wired to seek out more random rewards once they've received some of them. 4. Playing slots can be fun, and you shouldn't let anti-gambling moralists make you feel guilty for enjoying them Just because something is addictive doesn't mean that it can't be a fun thing to do. Some people ruin their lives by becoming alcoholics; that doesn't mean I can't enjoy a beer from time to time. 5. When slots stop being fun, it's time to quit playing. Trust me, the machines will still be there after you've had a chance to rest and/or replenish your bankroll. But if you're just cranking coins into the machine mindlessly, and you're no longer enjoying the potential of a win, then it's time to find something more worthwhile to do than play the slots.
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Playing the slots has changed significantly over the last 100
years. Progressive jackpots have made the chance of a
life-changing win a real possibility, and higher stakes slot
machines have changed slots from a bit of silliness to a real
exciting way to gamble. (Dropping $25 a spin should keep anyone
interested in the outcome.) And the availability of online
casinos and online slots games have increased the variety of
slot games available dramatically.
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